Cousins Also, this is one episode after "Chef goes Nanners", which is when Wendy kissed Cartman, implying that Cartman still likes Wendy. Butters is loosely based on Eric Stough, an animation director/producer that works on the show. However, neither one of them seems to realize the effects of their almost poisonous relationship, and continue to live in close contact with each other. In "It's a Jersey Thing", Kyle was ironically the one who saved Cartman when he was being raped by Snooki. At the sperm bank, he pretends to test a semen sample by smearing it on his fingers. In "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow", Stan and Cartman hang out at the boating rack, and Cartman even comments that it is great that they are hanging out with each other without Kyle, to which Stan does not disagree to, implying that Stan somewhat shares these feelings. Liane Cartman His most recent use of the weapon was in "PC Principal Final Justice", where he threatens his mother at gunpoint, who soon after reciprocated the action. Cartman tries to murder Kyle again in "Fatbeard". The 131st episode overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 13, 2005. He also demonstrates great understanding of the human mind and the way to exploit it. He also wore a bio-suit upon entering San Francisco in "Smug Alert!". An example for this would be seen in the episode "Raisins", where the boys end up in an eponymous Hooters-like restaurant, and Cartman only shows interest in the food, rather than all the skimpily-dressed waitresses. He hates African Americans, Mexicans, Native Americans, Aborigines, and Asians. This means that Cartman does support the republican party but he did not tantrum over any losses in presidential elections, unlike Ike Broflovski. (We must exterminate the Jews!). However, the fact that Kyle challenges Cartman more than any other character in the series, may in fact be the core reason for Cartman's obsessive fixation on him. After being told by Kyle and Stan that being photographed that way is humiliating him rather than Butters (in other words, being photographed in such a way makes him gay), Cartman then seeks out Butters to make him put his penis in Butters' mouth, but this fails, as the both of them are caught by Butters' father. In "Goobacks", Cartman threatens Kyle and it leads to Kyle giving Cartman a bloody nose. Cartman gains the ability to fire electricity at people in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" by way of a defective V-Chip. According to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, his true passion is for all of the show's characters. Cartman uncapped in "How to Eat with Your Butt". Eric is quite possibly morbidly obese. In "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", while Kyle is immediately distrustful of Cartman's claim that he cannot control the actions of his hand (which has seemed to take on a life of its own), Stan gives Cartman the benefit of the doubt and admits that, with all the stuff that happens in South Park, Cartman could be telling the truth. Cartman then steals the bodies and makes them into chili which he promptly feeds to Scott. In "Time To Get Cereal" he, along with Kyle, Stan and Kenny, was arrested by Harrison Yates for assumed school shootings, which have been proven to be ManBearPig's attacks. Following that, in "Wieners Out", it is revealed by Cartman the two are now a couple and he claims to be wiser from the experience. Cartman is also shown to type very fast, as he wrote apparent emails about a teenage girl having a sexual affair with The Psychologist. Who just shot me?! However, as seen in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" However, his uncanny skill at manipulation, bilingualism, and ability to create elaborate schemes which are often effective imply a high intellect, despite his ignorance. In "D-Yikes! In "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)", Cartman is telling a story and has Kenny dying at the end, even though Kenny had died minutes before by being eaten by the giant black monster outside the bus. Cartman also "punishes" Butters with the tetherball for not kissing another girl in "Butters' Bottom Bitch", though later he would praise Butters for kissing a girl for 5 bucks. Craig Tucker observed in "Fishsticks" that Jimmy was lucky Cartman was only asking for half the money that would be made from patenting a joke that Jimmy had come up with, and Cartman was intent on taking credit for (he had actually lied on the couch eating chips, offering no input). After capturing Cartman and all the surviving possible fathers of South Park and Liane Cartman, Scott revealed that Cartman's father was a member of the Denver Broncos, but that the town covered up the truth because they did not want to ruin the Bronco's season by spreading knowledge of an illegitimate child scandal. A handsome soft Jew. in the "Chickenlover" episode is covered by The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. For example, in "Cartoon Wars Part I", the two of them work against each other; when Cartman tries to get Family Guy canceled, Kyle tries to stop him. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle eventually return to the past and fix their relations, albeit having to stop Clyde from killing the younger Kyle themselves. On the other extreme, in the movie, he called The Mole a "'British piece of' shit", despite The Mole being supposedly French. He has also tried to sell a crashed truck-load of aborted fetuses to the highest-bidding stem cell research center, and even to a restaurant as food. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. In "1%", someone begins destroying Cartman's toys after he was told to grow up. Indeed, the others consistently show a willingness to follow him and trust in his leadership when he is using his abilities for "good.". Afraid that the others might find the treasure and demand a share, Cartman decides to swallow as many of the coins and jewels as he can, causing him to become extremely bloated and unable to walk or swim on his own. Do you like it, Scott?". Examples of this include an extremely strong dislike for Family Guy for its lack of character development, plot, or smart humor. Even though Cartman is overweight, he always denies it (especially in the earlier seasons) by saying, "I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned", or some variation thereof. His most recent use of it was when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm because he keeps accidentally shooting men in the genitals). This seems intentional on the writer's parts, and fits with his self-absorption, immaturity, and gender confusion. the Denver Broncos and father of Cartman's arch-rival Scott Tenorman. ", and Bebe leans away from her computer and flips Cartman off, saying that she killed him within the game, when Cartman's character respawns, he immediately attacks Bebe and refers to her as a "bitch". Scott then explains that his own father was a member of the Broncos, and the only one who lived in South Park. The two get on well together, although this was only due to her breasts. This became a well-known catchphrase of the show. The family is seen again in the episode "Cartmanland", at his grandmother's funeral. Chef even helped Cartman get Kenny's soul out of his body, before it killed him. In "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" Cartman's uses his hand as a ventriloquist dummy, who claims his hand is a con-artist named Mitch Conner, who is claiming to be Jennifer Lopez. List of Eric Cartman's Criminal Record. Even at the end of the episode, by which time Cartman usually reveals his ulterior motive(s), Cartman still focuses on the fact that Billy Mays is at peace. Hair Throughout the entire run of the South Park series, there have been a few instances where Cartman spoke languages other than English quite well and he does seem to be fluent in Spanish and speaks very good German (for the sake of South Park). Uncles In the episode "Tsst", Cartman was able to drive several nannies from his house with insults and insinuation (even causing one to be put in a mental hospital). In "The Return of Chef" he threatened a woman with, "Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off". Unlike the other boys, Butters is not aware of the plan and Cartman believes that Butters is the only one who can see him, now that he is "dead". Although Cartman can at times be worldly, he is often wildly misinformed; he once believed that dolphins lived in igloos and mistook a canned food drive for 'when you cut open a chick's stomach and pull out the baby from inside,' and mistakes sexual harassment when 'you're having intercourse with a lady friend and someone tickles your balls from behind. The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty had been completed back in 1992 and "The Fat Kid" needed a name. Mother Great-grandmother Cartman kills a black demon, and is shown beating Saddam Hussein in a fight, whereas the military could not even harm him with machine guns. For over twelve seasons since "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", Cartman lived under the belief that his mother was a hermaphrodite and also his biological father. His sexism is also seen in the series as he hates girls too but that is because he is sexually confused. In "Chef Goes Nanners", Wendy kisses Cartman on the lips at the flag debate, due to the fact she had a weird dream about him and started feeling attracted to him in the middle of the episode. Kitty's being a dildo!" In this article, we will be listing some quotes from the series. In "The Death of Eric Cartman" all of the kids at South Park Elementary decide to ignore Cartman because they feel he is a "son of a bitch". The real reason why Cartman does not stay in prison for a very long time is likely because his Mom bails him out, dismissing the severity of the crime. In doing so, they accidentally gave him HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. In Medicinal Fried Chicken, Cartman is shown to be extremely agitated when he has waited to have KFC for too long and blurts out obscenities and shouting horrible things to his friends and to his mom Liane Cartman and when the KFCs get replaced with medicinal marijuana stores, he goes to an addiction clinic to be prescribed with KFC gravy. In two separate episodes, "Chickenpox" and "A Ladder to Heaven", Cartman is heard singing the song "In The Ghetto" in order to tease Kenny. In "The Ungroundable" at the beginning of the episode, all of the kids are seen playing Call of Duty: World At War. Er ist Jud. "The Passion of the Jew", after seeing The Passion of the Christ, he believes the film was Mel Gibson's way of rallying people against the Jews, and idolizes him for it. Cartman has been bad at sports, and sometimes good. In "200" however, Cartman's hand/puppet Mitch Conner reveals that what Cartman was told was a lie and that Liane was not Cartman's father. Granted, there really has not been much focus on this particular talent of Cartman's (since most of the story plots do not focus on it) so there's virtually very little known as to how he learned these other languages so well at such a young age. He is an eight-to-ten-year-old boy who lives in South Park, Colorado near Denver and has been the longtime companion of Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski (also his archenemy), and Kenny McCormick, although none of them consider him a true friend. Debut Episode/Fic. However, Cartman has at times displayed a special dislike for Kenny, often without any reason; most often, he shows contempt for Kenny's family living in poverty. However, Scott discovered that Jack Tenorman was also his father, much to his shock, but not because he killed his own dad, but because he is half-ginger, ever since Cartman vowed to get revenge on Tenorman again and get the last laugh. Oddly enough, during one incident in which Cartman's toys were 'praising' him, one of the toys called him a 'fat piece of crap' which was a surprise to Cartman himself. Roman CatholicFormer Blaintologist The toxicity of their relationship plays a large role in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Sons A Witches". Cartman's lack of knowledge is also displayed in the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda", when he tells Mr. Garrison that sexual harassment is "trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind." [2], Contrary to popular belief that Cartman's name was derived from German war-pilot Erich Hartmann (which would reflect his love of Hitler and the Nazis), Cartman's name and personality are based on Matt Karpman, a friend of Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Cartman, in the meantime, researched the virus and found out that Magic Johnson had AIDS for decades and is still alive. Select this result to view Eric Cartman's phone number, address, and more. His abilities are deeply Machiavellian in nature, and his character follows closely in the footsteps of other famous manipulators such as the character Iago from William Shakespeare's Othello. His primary goal of that was because he needed someone to pick on (he had started to pick on Butters, but Butters just was not feeling it.). Cartman would later claim it was just a prank on Kyle and the others. AboutPressCopyrightContact. Kyle finds him and takes him home and puts him to bed. Wendy's best friend, Bebe, often shows hatred for Cartman, as he does for her. ", it is revealed that Cartman has an exceptionally tiny penis (even for a boy of 9 years old), and the insecurity of that seems to a leading or at least additional factor driving Cartman's psychotic rages. In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", Cartman role plays Silence of the Lambs with his dolls with Bebe. Him, Butters and Tolkien have their own album, Faith + 1. Scott Tenorman is Cartman's half-brother and nemesis. In situations where the other boys share his goals, Cartman is often the de facto leader (e.g. Liane tries to form a relationship with Cesar, but he turns her down as she is just a client, and she soon begins to spoil Cartman againas this boy is the closest thing to a friend she really has. At the end of the trilogy's third part, Cartman conjures up an imaginary Kyle to suck the balls of an imaginary Cartman. Worried about him, Heidi accepts this, and they get back together. However, in "You're Getting Old", Cartman and Kenny are getting along fine once again, and spend that episode being friendly and hanging out with each other. -Eric Cartman, 'South Park' 'South Park' Cartman Quotes. Another contradiction occurs in "Tsst", when Cartman compares his mother who had been instructed how to treat her rampantly egocentric son by the Dog Whisperer, with Hitler, as a reason why she should be killed (although this is probably because Cartman is not being allowed to indulge in his personal desires). Enraged, Cartman yells in despair, "No, he has a strong heart, he wants to live!!!" In "Dead Celebrities" Cartman shows surprising respect and loyalty to Billy Mays for introducing him to the product Chipotlaway, which allows him to continue eating at Chipotle despite the fact that it causes blood to stain his underwear. In "Super Best Friends", Cartman converted to Blaintology along with most of the residents in South Park. However he is usually Kyle's first choice when he breaks his friendship with Stan. Ike joined Cartman's crew in "Fatbeard", and was the only Jew in the crew. Cartman does not regret killing his father however, instead is horrified to know that he is half-ginger and thus carries the ginger gene in his body. In "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer", when Shelley walks in the living room and changes the channel while the boys are watching TV, Cartman tries to manipulate Shelley into letting the boys continue watching by telling her that he thinks she is hot. Cartman is described in various terms, in short, he is an evil, vicious, angry, self-absorbed, immature, destructive, sarcastic, snooty, loud-mouthed, lazy, and insane child. He used it to "persuade" Kyle into giving him his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow." Also in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" he threw a rock at Tolkien, giving him a black eye. If Cartman has split personalities, then he has, or rather had, at least five; Cartman gave only Clyde Frog a funeral in ", Cartman's fear of being branded as "The Poor Kid" is actually very legitimate, as in ". In the Season Twelve episode, "Tonsil Trouble", although Cartman had given Kyle AIDS as punishment for Kyle laughing at him for having HIV, Kyle angrily breaks many of Cartman's toys in reaction. In 'Make Love, Not Warcraft", when Clyde Donovan tells Cartman he is going to stop playing World of Warcraft, Cartman says that the French also stopped playing when Hitler rose to power. The back-and-forth of their outward conflict yet still regularly meeting with the other boys can be seen as somewhat ironic. In "You're Getting Old", Stan's behavior change upon turning 10 causes a rift to develop occurs in his friendships with Kyle, Cartman and Kenny to the point where they no longer wish to interact with him. Instead of throwing tantrums, Cartman burglarizes houses and steals property from liberals and conservatives as revealed in "About Last Night" when he broke into peoples houses and stole their T.V. Cartman begins to be annoyed with Heidi for not being submissive to him. Although having his origins as a secondary role as the comic foil, Cartman has evolved into a character of stunningly articulate manipulative talents and techniques. And they become friends after Cartman convinces her to dump her boyfriend Skyler deeming him a jerk. At the end of the episode he hides the fact that he was the savior of Kyle's whole family, opting to insult Kyle again instead; Kyle replies angrily and storms off, to Cartman's satisfaction. A defining arc during the show's fourth season was Cartman's single-minded quest to make 10 million dollars. Shelley is visibly angered by this remark. She thus desires that Cartman be her 'friend', and will do anything to keep him happy. He is shown to be randomly strumming a guitar and beating the drums so he is not too good at them. The Internet Criminal History Access Tool (ICHAT) allows the search of public criminal history record information maintained by the Michigan State Police, Criminal Justice Information Center. Cartman is also the only person who seems to take Kenny's deaths seriously. Trey suddenly blurted out, "Cartman! Ironically, despite (or perhaps because of) these qualities, Cartman also seems to be a natural leader, able to utilize overwhelming charisma and rhetoric to gain the obedience of large groups on a moment's notice (as in "The Passion of the Jew"), appearing to be innately aware of how to take advantage of "mob mentality" and direct it toward accomplishing his personal goals, as has been evidenced in countless episodes throughout the series' history. She is rescued at the end of the episode, much to Cartman's dismay. In Stan's house when they were sleeping, he was sleeping next to him. On another occasion he was able to convince the majority of the adults of South Park (as well as many people from other cities and the entire state of South Carolina) to nearly take over the U.S. via an out-of-hand re-enactment of the Civil War, as long as he kept them drunk so they would not realize what they were doing. Later, in "Coon vs. Coon & Friends", Cartman used his new friend, the Dark God Cthulhu, to banish Kenny, along with several others, to an "evil and parallel dimension". Also, in "The List", When Bebe refused to give him the list, Cartman says: "Fuck you, Bebe! Kenny also aided Cartman in his escape when Cartman was charged with hate crimes. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000The CoonTime ChildMing LeeBad IreneThe Rad RussianThe DawgGrand Wizard King when the schools posts a list indicating the amount of height that the male students have grown over the past year, Cartman mistakenly assumes it to mean penis size, and goes on a rampage decreeing the "results" to be incorrect due to the tiny size of his own. But then they came up with the idea that it might be allowed if the character were an animated nine (formerly eight) year-old boy living in the mountain town of South Park, Colorado. . The fact that Stan is portrayed normally in the Christmas story hints that Stan is Cartman's friend, unlike Kyle, who is portrayed as evil. Although Cartman was in jail for his "hate crime" on Tolkien, even though it is quite obvious he did not bash Tolkien's head with a rock because he is black, but because he thought Tolkien had insulted him (it was in fact Kyle who did this). 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